Village Events - 2017

Tuesday (Aug 22) through
Saturday (Aug 26)
Early Arrivals build Spanky's Village


Saturday (Aug 26)
1pm-2pm
SWB Staff Meeting

10pm - who cares?
The Erection Party
DJs - ???
All those who helped erect Spanky's will host a city-wide celebration.  All
early arrival builders of Black Rock City are invited.... Please be erect.



Sunday (Aug 27)
The Gates to Burningman open at 12:01am

10am-noon
DJ?

noon-2pm
DJ?

2pm-4pm
DJ?

4pm-6pm
DJ?

6pm-8pm
DJ?

8pm-11pm
DJ?

11pm-2am
DJ?


Monday
10am-noon
MPR - Morning Painjoy Radio

noon-2pm
DJ?

1pm-2pm
Spank U Class
TOPIC - Consent & Negotiation
Lazy Bar Slut & Lady Victoria



2pm-5pm
DJ?

5pm-7pm
Mandatory Camp-Wide Meeting
Under the Big Ass Shade Structure
This is "the big meeting".  This is when Admiral Painjoy welcomes you all to the camp
and explains how everything works.  You will also meet all the key SWB personnel.  You
will also get training on the toy, ride, service, of your choice after the meeting.  Bring a
chair and a cocktail... this will take a while ;)


7pm-9pm
DJ Papa Bear

9pm-12am
The Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest
Camp Lola - in the Lazer Dome


9pm-12am
DJ ???

12am-2am
DJ ???


Tuesday
10am-noon
Morning Painjoy Radio

noon-2pm
DJ Pappa Bear

1pm-2pm
Spank U Class
BDSM 101
Danielle


2pm-4pm
I Cream, You Scream
Adult Ice Cream Giveaway
DJ Num Num & DJ Big-Daddy-Can

4pm-6pm
DJs Num Num & Big-Daddy-Can

6pm-8pm
DJ Mac Deezy

8pm - All fukkin night
The Festival of Bubastis
WITH MUSIC BY DJs:
Goth Thug
Admiral Painjoy
Other DJs?

What/Who the fuck is a Bubastis???  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubastis

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Wednesday
10am-noon
Morning Painjoy Radio

noon-2pm
DJ Matt Pittman

1pm-2pm
Spank U Class
Fire Cupping
Master Fucking Amazing


2pm-4pm
DJ Flossie
(Paris Swing)

4pm-6pm
DJ Brolio Motus

6pm-8pm
DJs Lazy Bar Slut & Niloc

8pm - all fucking night
"Spank dat Bootie!"
Adrian and the Bootie DJs host the biggest mash-up
party in the world at Spanky's Wine Bar

http://bootiemashup.com/about/



Thursday
10am-noon
Morning Painjoy Radio

noon-2pm
DJ?


2pm-4pm
DJ GKAT

4pm-6pm
DJ Goth Thug
Spankin' to the 80s

6pm-7pm
FinalQ Presents:
The Final Sailing of
The Carne Armada

<see FinalQ page for description>

6pm-8pm
DJ Matt Pittman

8pm-10pm
DJ?

10pm-2am
Electro-Swing Party?
Camp Illumelodie
DJs?


Friday
10am-noon
Morning Painjoy Radio

noon-2pm
DJ Milk

1pm-2pm
Spank U Class
Erotic Humiliation
???


2pm-4pm
DJ Mac Deezy

3pm-5pm
The Wedding of
Dirty Dan & PeaPod Pixie

4pm-6pm
DJ Dick Hz

6pm-9pm

FinalQ Presents:
The Rock Star Dinner
Hosted at the FinalQ Tent
<see FinalQ page for description>

Followed by
The Procession to The Temple
Memorial Services and Laying-to-Rest the ashes of Soss Boss


6pm-8pm
DJ Rich Green

8pm-11pm
DJ- BadAssBigNameDJ <tba>

11pm-2am
DJs NumNum & Big-Daddy-Can

Saturday
Camp Breakdown and Loading the Trucks
Camp MOOPing

8pm-9pm
The Man Burns


2pm-5pm
FinalQ Presents:
The Chapel of Smoke
Followed by:
The Burning of the "Q"
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10pm-1am
The Wine-Down Party
SWB's final blow-out.  AKA - The SWINE BAR
Held in conjunction with The Chapel of Smoke

Also... Birthday Celebration for all those who had a birthday on the Playa
Hosted by:  Lazy Bar Slut - The Momma-natrix



Sunday
All Day MOOPing and Final Load-up

1pm-3pm
The Last Brunch
SWB pot-luck brunch.  Bring your remaining edible dishes (a couple hour
before-hand) to Eve & Blackbird for one last fabulous meal with your fellow
Spankers... held in the FinalQ tent


3pm-6pm
Break-down and Pack-up FinalQ Tent

7pm-ish
The Temple Burns


Monday
Any Spankers remaining on the Playa will assist the FinalQ Crew in breaking
down their camp.  Also, put finishing touches on Spanky's Village MOOPing

Prior to departing the playa, the last people in the Village will take detailed
videos of the surface of the playa, everywhere within our former real estate.




Recurring Events
Morning Train
9am-ish

When you hear the song... GET UP AND GET OUT of your tent, or RV, or coma
and DANCE with us...
then you may go back to bed



M.P.R.
(Morning Painjoy Radio)
10am-ish - noon-ish
Each morning (and early afternoon), Admiral Painjoy will be hosting MPR.  A radio
variety show featuring music, games, phoney commercials, interviews, skits and
guest performers.  The show starts with light, eclectic music and, of course, goes
downhill from there.


Hello Camp
Bored?  Lonely?  Want to meet new and interesting burners?
Want to strip them of their given names and replace them with dirty names?
Hello Camp will be making it's 20th appearance on the playa this year.  There is no
set time or day to give out name badges... just go to the bar and ask the bar staff
for a few sheets of name badges and a quick lesson on how to attack... errr...
approach people, and you're on your way to having some superhappyfuncool
times.
Spanky's Wine Bar - 10 Year Anniversary
"Spanky's Wine Bar... Making the playa child-friendly since 2008"