Village Events - 2019

Tuesday (Aug 20) through
Saturday (Aug 24)
Early Arrivals build Spanky's Village

Saturday Night
10pm - who cares?
The Erection Party
All those who helped erect Spanky's will host a city-wide celebration.  All
early arrival builders of Black Rock City are invited.... Please be erect.



Sunday (Aug 25)
The gates to Burning Man open at 12:01am


Noon-2pm
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2pm-4pm
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4pm-6pm
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6pm-8pm
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8pm-10pm
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10pm-midnight
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midnight-2am
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Monday
5pm-7pm
Mandatory Camp-Wide Meeting
Under the Big Ass Shade Structure
This is "the big meeting".  This is when Admiral Painjoy welcomes you all to the camp
and explains how everything works.  You will also meet all the key SWB personnel.  You
will also get training on the toy, ride, service, of your choice after the meeting.  Bring a
chair and a cocktail... this will take a while ;)



10am-Noon
Morning Painjoy Radio
Admiral Painjoy's daily music and variety show.
Coffee, cocktails, music, games, and wise cracks.
Come share your hangover with us!


Noon-2pm
Spank U
Spanky's University
Daily classes on Consent/Kink/Bondage/etc


2pm-4pm
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4pm-6pm
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6pm-8pm
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8pm-10pm

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10pm-2am
The Festival of Bubastis

Honoring the catty Goddesses of the playa, this is Spanky's flagship event!

This is a celebration of the Feminine... The Sacred Feminine... The Dominant Feminine!
There will be fine wines, elegant food, and music from the altars of heaven.

The rules are simple... got a dick?  Then you are there to serve, pamper, obey, worship
and amuse the women in attendance.  males must do whatever the Females say... or be
ejected and fed to vicious ferrel cats!  Got it, bitchboi?

Goddesses should dress to dominate (meow!).  Males should dress (or undress) in
appropriate, subservient fashion.

Eunuchs will be on guard to ensure the rules are followed.
Oh, and yes... Women may worship women too



Tuesday

10am-noon
Morning Painoy Radio


noon-2pm
Spank U



2pm-4pm

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4pm-6pm

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6pm-8pm
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8pm-10pm
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10pm-midnight
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midnight-2am
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Wednesday

10am-noon
Morning Painjoy Radio


noon-2pm
Spank U


2pm-4pm
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4pm-6pm
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6pm-8pm
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8pm-10pm
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10
pm - 2am
The annual Electro-Swing Soiree
Join DJ Lazer for the 5th annual ESS party


Thursday

10am-noon
Morning Painjoy Radio


noon-2pm
Spank U


2pm-4pm
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4pm-6pm
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6pm-8pm
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8pm-9pm
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9pm-2am
Spank dat Bootie
Adrian & The Bootie DJs host "The Greatest
Mashup Party in the World" at Spanky's Wine Bar!
http://bootiemashup.com/about/


Friday


10am-noon
Morning Painjoy Radio


noon-2pm
Spank U


2pm-4pm
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4pm-6pm
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6pm-8pm
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8pm-10pm
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10pm-midnight
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midnight-2am
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2am-4am
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Saturday


10am-noon
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noon-2pm
Spank U


2pm-4pm
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4pm-6pm
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6pm-8pm
The Man Burns


8pm-10pm
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10pm-midnight
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midnight-2am
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Sunday
Begin Camp Breakdown
Begin Loading Trucks
Break Down Personal Camps

11am-1pm
The Last Brunch
SWB pot-luck brunch.  Bring your remaining edible dishes (a couple hour
before-hand) to Eve's kitchen for one last fabulous meal with your fellow
Spankers


9pm-1am
The Wine-Down Party
Chicken Music - Elvis Music - Fire Jump-rope



Monday
The Final Load-Up of the Trucks

Move personal RVs and Vehicles off of the
SWB campsite

Final MOOP Sweeps


Tuesday
Any Spankers remaining on the Playa will put finishing touches on Spanky's
Village MOOPing

Prior to departing the playa, the last people in the Village will take detailed
videos of the surface of the playa, everywhere within our former real estate.




Recurring Events
Morning Train
9am-ish

When you hear the song... GET UP AND GET OUT of your tent, or RV, or coma
and DANCE with us...
then you may go back to bed



M.P.R.
(Morning Painjoy Radio)
10am-ish - noon-ish
Most mornings, Admiral Painjoy will be hosting MPR.  A radio variety show
featuring music, games, phoney commercials, interviews, skits and guest
performers.  The show starts with light, eclectic music and, of course, goes
downhill from there.


Hello Camp
Bored?  Lonely?  Want to meet new and interesting burners?
Want to strip them of their given names and replace them with dirty names?
Hello Camp will be making it's 20th appearance on the playa this year.  There is no
set time or day to give out name badges... just go to the bar and ask the bar staff
for a few sheets of name badges and a quick lesson on how to attack... errr...
approach people, and you're on your way to having some superhappyfuncool
times.
Spanky's Wine Bar
                      "Spanky's Wine Bar... Making the playa child-friendly since 2008"