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STURGEON GENERAL'S
WARNING

Joining Spanky's Wine Bar could
have the following side effects:

*Excessive Happiness*
*Insomnia*
*Intoxication*
*Painful Rectal Bruising*
*Hallucinations*
*Fur on the Tongue*
*Playa A.D.D,*
*Genital Swelling*
*Prolonged Orgasms*
*Disorientation*
*Reorientation*
*Blurred Vision*
*Shiny Black Pleathery Skin*
*A Desire to Never Go Home*
*Incarceration*
*Bar Stool Rash*
*Carpet Tunnel Syndrome*
(ok, I made that one up)
*Dancing*
*Fuzziness*
*Curiosity*
*And, of course, you may just turn
into a five foot tall Playa Chicken*