

| SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING Joining Spanky's Wine Bar could have the following side effects: *Excessive Happiness* *Insomnia* *Intoxication* *Painful Rectal Bruising* *Hallucinations* *Fur on the Tongue* *Playa A.D.D,* *Genital Swelling* *Prolonged Orgasms* *Disorientation* *Reorientation* *Blurred Vision* *Shiny Black Pleathery Skin* *A Desire to Never Go Home* *Incarceration* *Bar Stool Rash* *Carpet Tunnel Syndrome* (ok, I made that one up) *Dancing* *Fuzziness* *Curiosity* *And, of course, you may just turn into a five foot tall Playa Chicken* |
| Spanky's Official Sign-Up Page There aren't too many things we take seriously at Spanky's, but the sign-up info is one that we do... By filling out the form below, you are requesting membership in Spanky's Village. Please be completely familiar with the information on this website before you join the village. Being a member is not just fun... there are responsibilities and guidelines. Click on the buttons (left side of this page) to surf the site and learn about Spanky's. Even if you camped with us last year, there are many new things going on in 2009. Also, just filling out the form doesn't guarantee membership. If Admiral Painjoy doesn't know who you are, or if you are not an existing member of one of the camps in the village, he may contact you for a "vetting process". He does this to assure that Spanky's remains a safe, comfortable and uber-happy village. The personal information you submit in the form is used for village planning purposes only. Admiral Painjoy will not share your info with anyone, nor will he sell your info, nor will he mock you if you have a silly name or if you live in the ghetto. |