SURGEON GENERAL'S
WARNING

Joining Spanky's Wine Bar could
have the following side effects:

*Excessive Happiness*
*Insomnia*
*Intoxication*
*Painful Rectal Bruising*
*Hallucinations*
*Fur on the Tongue*
*Playa A.D.D,*
*Genital Swelling*
*Prolonged Orgasms*
*Disorientation*
*Reorientation*
*Blurred Vision*
*Shiny Black Pleathery Skin*
*A Desire to Never Go Home*
*Incarceration*
*Bar Stool Rash*
*Carpet Tunnel Syndrome*
(ok, I made that one up)
*Dancing*
*Fuzziness*
*Curiosity*
*And, of course, you may just turn
into a five foot tall Playa Chicken*
Spanky's Official Sign-Up Page

There aren't too many things we take seriously at Spanky's, but the
sign-up info is one that we do...

By filling out the form below, you are requesting membership in
Spanky's Wine Bar.  Please be completely familiar with the information
on this website before you join the camp.  Being a member is not just
fun... there are responsibilities and guidelines.  

Click on the buttons (left side of this page) to surf the site and learn
about Spanky's.  Even if you camped with us in the past, there are many
new things going on in 2010.

Also, just filling out the form doesn't guarantee membership.  If Dr.
Painjoy doesn't know who you are, or if you are not an existing member
of the camp, he may contact you for a "vetting process".  He does this to
assure that Spanky's remains a safe, comfortable and uber-happy camp.

The personal information you submit in the form is used for camp
planning purposes only.  Dr. Painjoy will not share your info with
anyone, nor will he sell your info, nor will he mock you if you have a
silly name or if you live in the ghetto.
JimHillas.Org                         Spanky's Wine Bar
                                "We won't do anything to you that you won't beg for again tomorrow"
Please fill out all fields as completely as possible
Your real name:
Your Playa Name:
Your Email Address:
Your mailing address:
Your cell phone number:
Name, phone number and relation of
a person to contact in case of an
emergency:
Are you camping in a tent or an RV?:
What would you like under your
name on your personal village name
badge?  It could be a funny quote, or
a ficticious rank, or the name of
your camp, or... well whatever you
want, as long as it's less than 40
characters long!
Can you arrive early or stay late to
help with the loading in Sacramento,
set-up on playa and/or, unloading in
Sacramento of the camp before
and/or after bman?  If so, how early
and/or how late:
What appetizer are you planning on
serving on the playa and on which
day do you plan on serving it?:
Questions, comments, or feedback: