

| STURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING Joining Spanky's Wine Bar could have the following side effects: *Excessive Happiness* *Insomnia* *Intoxication* *Painful Rectal Bruising* *Hallucinations* *Fur on the Tongue* *Playa A.D.D,* *Genital Swelling* *Prolonged Orgasms* *Disorientation* *Reorientation* *Blurred Vision* *Shiny Black Pleathery Skin* *A Desire to Never Go Home* *Incarceration* *Bar Stool Rash* *Carpet Tunnel Syndrome* (ok, I made that one up) *Dancing* *Fuzziness* *Curiosity* *And, of course, you may just turn into a five foot tall Playa Chicken* |