*Painful Rectal Bruising*
*Fur on the Tongue*
*Playa A.D.D,*
*Genital Swelling*
*Prolonged Orgasms*
*Blurred Vision*
*Shiny Black Pleathery Skin*
*A Desire to Never Go Home*
*Bar Stool Rash*
*Carpet Tunnel Syndrome*
(ok, I made that one up)
*And, of course, you may just turn
into a five foot tall Playa Chicken*

By filling out the form below, you are requesting membership in
information on this website before you join the camp.  Being a
member is not just fun... there are responsibilities and guidelines.  

Click on the buttons (left side of this page) to surf the site and
learn about Spanky's.  Even if you camped with us in the past,
there are new things going on in 2019.  

By submitting the form below, you are stating that you have read
the info on the website and agree to the terms.

Also, just filling out the form doesn't guarantee membership.  If
Admiral Painjoy doesn't know who you are (or if nobody from
SWB is "vouching" for you) he may contact you for a "vetting
process".  He does this to assure that Spanky's remains a safe,
comfortable and uber-happy camp.

The personal information you submit in the form is used for camp
planning purposes only.  Admiral Painjoy will not share your
personal information with anyone outside of SWB management.  
All of your information is confidential.
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“Wine doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... makes you lean on tables, lean on walls, lean on people"
Please fill out all fields as completely as possible
Your real Last name:
Your real First name:
Your Playa Name: (1st time to
bman?  Then you don't have one yet)
Your Email Address:
Your street address:
City and State:
Zip code (postal code):
Your cell phone number:
Name, phone number and relation of
a person to contact in case of an
emergency (contact must be off-
Are you camping in a tent or an RV?:
(if in an RV...  Who's the "lead
person" in that RV?)
Do you have any allergies or
medical conditions or medications
you need to take?  (Admiral Painjoy
will only release this info to medical
personnel in the case of an
Your occupation in the "default
List any of the following skills that
you ARE very good at, in the box on
the right (explain as needed):

carpentry, plumbing, electrical,
painting, welding, engineering,  
mechanical, auto-cad, web-design,
sound & lighting tech, dj-ing, fire
performance, fetish performance,
erotic dancing, bartending, bouncer,
dominatrix/master, rope
bondage/rigging, massage,
leadership/managment, medical,
psychology/therapy, teaching,
singing, musical instrument
performance, brc ranger, law, very
athletic, cooking, driving with
trailers, RV maintenance, personal
assistant, office work (computer),
other (explain)
Questions, comments, or feedback:
By clicking the "Submit Sign-up Info" button,
you agree to be a productive, helpful, and
drama-free member of Spanky's Village, and
follow our common-sense guidelines.  You
also understand that camp dues are
non-refundable.  And you understand that if
you are allocated a "DGS Bman ticket" (see
January newsletter), that you will sell the
ticket back to a Spanker if, for some reason,
you are unable to attend Bman (or decide to
camp elsewhere).  DGS tix are for Spankers
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