*Painful Rectal Bruising*
*Fur on the Tongue*
*Shiny Black Pleathery Skin*
*A Desire to Never Go Home*
*Bar Stool Rash*
*Carpet Tunnel Syndrome*
(ok, I made that one up)
*And, of course, you may just turn
into a five foot tall Playa Chicken*
By filling out the form below, you are requesting membership in
information on this website before you join the camp. Being a
member is not just fun... there are responsibilities and guidelines.
Click on the buttons (left side of this page) to surf the site and
learn about Spanky's. Even if you camped with us in the past,
there are new things going on in 2019.
By submitting the form below, you are stating that you have read
the info on the website and agree to the terms.
Also, just filling out the form doesn't guarantee membership. If
Admiral Painjoy doesn't know who you are (or if nobody from
SWB is "vouching" for you) he may contact you for a "vetting
process". He does this to assure that Spanky's remains a safe,
comfortable and uber-happy camp.
The personal information you submit in the form is used for camp
planning purposes only. Admiral Painjoy will not share your
personal information with anyone outside of SWB management.
All of your information is confidential.
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