Joining Spanky's Wine Bar could
have the following side effects:

*Excessive Happiness*
*Insomnia*
*Intoxication*
*Painful Rectal Bruising*
*Hallucinations*
*Fur on the Tongue*
*Playa A.D.D,*
*Genital Swelling*
*Prolonged Orgasms*
*Disorientation*
*Reorientation*
*Blurred Vision*
*Shiny Black Pleathery Skin*
*A Desire to Never Go Home*
*Incarceration*
*Bar Stool Rash*
*Carpet Tunnel Syndrome*
(ok, I made that one up)
*Dancing*
*Fuzziness*
*Curiosity*
*And, of course, you may just turn
into a five foot tall Playa Chicken*
Sign-up Page
There aren't too many things we take seriously at Spanky's, but the
sign-up info is one that we do.

By filling out the form below, you are requesting membership in
Spanky's Wine Bar.  Please be completely familiar with the information
on this website before you join the camp.  Being a member is not just
fun... there are responsibilities and guidelines.  

Click on the buttons (left side of this page) to surf the site and learn
about Spanky's.  Even if you camped with us in the past, there are many
new things going on in 2012.

Also, just filling out the form doesn't guarantee membership.  If Admiral
Painjoy doesn't know who you are (or if nobody from SWB is "vouching"
for you) he may contact you for a "vetting process".  He does this to
assure that Spanky's remains a safe, comfortable and uber-happy camp.

The personal information you submit in the form is used for camp
planning purposes only.  Admiral Painjoy will not share your personal
information with anyone.  All of your information is confidential.
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Please fill out all fields as completely as possible
Your real name:
Your Playa Name: (1st time to bman?
 Then you don't have one yet)
Your Email Address:
Your mailing address:
Your cell phone number:
Are you part of a camp within
Spanky's?  Which one?
Name, phone number and relation of
a person to contact in case of an
emergency:
Are you camping in a tent or an RV?:
(in an RV?  Who's RV?)
What would you like under your
name on your personal SWB name
badge?  It could be a funny quote, or
a ficticious rank, the name of your
camp, or... well whatever you want,
as long as it's less than 40
characters long!
What appetizer are you planning on
serving on the playa and when do
you plan on serving it?:  (example:
shrimp cocktail - monday night)
Do you have any allergies or
medical conditions or medications
you need to take?  (Jim will only
release this info to medical
personnel in the case of an
emergency)
Can you attend any of the
work/party weekends in Fallon, NV?
(The Skunkworks)  If so, which
weekends?  May 4,5,6   June
15,16,17   Aug 17,18,19
Your occupation (job) in the real
world?
The official Bman dates are Monday
Aug 27 - Tuesday Sept 4.  
(early arrivals require approval)
When will you arrive?  When will
you depart?  (It is HIGHLY
recommended that you don't try to
leave Bman on Monday Sept 3rd.  It
can take over 6 hours just to get off
the playa!  Seriously)
Questions, comments, or feedback:
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