SURGEON GENERAL'S
WARNING

Joining Spanky's Wine Bar could
have the following side effects:

*Excessive Happiness*
*Insomnia*
*Intoxication*
*Painful Rectal Bruising*
*Hallucinations*
*Fur on the Tongue*
*Playa A.D.D,*
*Genital Swelling*
*Prolonged Orgasms*
*Disorientation*
*Reorientation*
*Blurred Vision*
*Shiny Black Pleathery Skin*
*A Desire to Never Go Home*
*Incarceration*
*Bar Stool Rash*
*Carpet Tunnel Syndrome*
(ok, I made that one up)
*Dancing*
*Fuzziness*
*Curiosity*
*And, of course, you may just turn
into a five foot tall Playa Chicken*
Spanky's Official Sign-Up Page

There aren't too many things we take seriously at Spanky's, but the
sign-up info is one that we do...

By filling out the form below, you are requesting membership in
Spanky's Village.  Please be completely familiar with the information on
this website before you join the village.  Being a member is not just
fun... there are responsibilities and guidelines.  

Click on the buttons (left side of this page) to surf the site and learn
about Spanky's.  Even if you camped with us last year, there are many
new things going on in 2009.

Also, just filling out the form doesn't guarantee membership.  If Admiral
Painjoy doesn't know who you are, or if you are not an existing member
of one of the camps in the village, he may contact you for a "vetting
process".  He does this to assure that Spanky's remains a safe,
comfortable and uber-happy village.

The personal information you submit in the form is used for village
planning purposes only.  Admiral Painjoy will not share your info with
anyone, nor will he sell your info, nor will he mock you if you have a
silly name or if you live in the ghetto.
JimHillas.Org                            Spanky's Village
                          "We won't do anything to you that you won't beg for again tomorrow"
Please fill out all fields as completely as possible
Your real name:
Your Playa Name:
Your Email Address:
Your mailing address:
Your cell phone number:
Name, phone number and relation of
a person to contact in case of an
emergency:
Are you camping in a tent or an RV?:
Which camp are you with?:
(camps are ATTOL, The Burning
Band, Hookah Homestead, Mystic,
PVM, Spanky's Wine Bar or Villians
& Virgins... if you don't know, just
type Spanky's)
What would you like under your
name on your personal village name
badge?  It could be a funny quote, or
a ficticious rank, or the name of
your camp, or... well whatever you
want, as long as it's less than 40
characters long!
Can you arrive early or stay late to
help with the loading in Fallon, NV,
set-up on playa and/or, unloading in
Fallon, NV of the camp before and/or
after bman?  If so, how early and/or
how late:
Are you able to fly/drive to Fallon, NV
for one or more of our "work party"
weekends in June 5-7, July 10-12
and/or August 14-16?  If yes, which
one(s)?:
What appetizer are you planning on
serving on the playa and on which
day do you plan on serving it?:
Questions, comments, or feedback: