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Spanky's Wine Bar
The camp that takes a "tongue-in-cheek" approach to wine connoisseurs
while taking a sexy, "paddle-to-cheek" approach to the human anatomy
and a "stuff-your-cheeks" approach to gastronomy.
Burningman 2008 CRICK HERE for ENGRISH

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This web page contains adult content, is very offensive, could
burn out your retinas and is for the exclusive viewing of the
members of Spanky's Wine Bar and their invited guests... If you
ain't one of those two things... Scram!... Nosey little phuker!

Are you a fan of Beaujolais and Bondage?
Do you drink Fetzer with your Floggings?
Adult Cabaret with your Cabernet?
Do you like a little Whine with your Wine?
Maybe Spanky's Wine Bar is the Burningman Camp for you!!!

Spanky's Wine Bar is brought to you by the infamous Admiral Painjoy.
(<------see: dorky guy on the left)
The man who leads the ships of the dreaded "Carne Armada" and the former
leader of the conGLOMerate village. He is responsible for the content of this
website... however, he's usually pretty fucked up when he works on the site.
If you find any errors or you see an image you feel should be removed from the
site, feel free to contact the Admiral. But be forewarned, he probably wont
fix the problem... he'll just giggle uncontrollably and pass out.

"Your heart may belong to The Man...
But your Ass belongs to Spanky's!!!"

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Click HERE to see who's camping at Spanky's
AND who's bringing wine or beer
AND who's bringing what appetizer
AND when they are serving that particular
appetizer... AND what their thoughts are on
cheese and the middle east.