| The Bar A.K.A. - "The Shattered American Dream Lounge" The bar will be located under the Big-Ass-Shade-Structure (BASS) and will be the central focal point of the camp with all other toys, etc surrounding it. The bar will be a simple wooden structure (similar to the Glom bar) built around the center pole of the BASS. The bar will be sturdy enough for dancing on the bar-top and the BASS center pole can be used as a dancer pole. There will be a work party at "the skunkworks" in Fallon, NV on a beautiful weekend in July. We will build and paint the bar that weekend. The Libations Vino & PBR Baby! The bar will be serving two types of drinks (mainly)... Wine and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (PBR). Each camper is required to bring with them at least one case (12 bottles) of wine OR three cases of PBR, to be donated to Spanky's Wine Bar's bar. The wine need not be expensive, but mix a few different types into the case. We will not be serving mixed drinks to the public with ice. This will avoid any health code hassles. The wines will be re-labelled with our own ficticious/humerous wine labels. Please feel free to submit ideas for wine names and label designs! All wine is to be served in the customers own cup or a paper bar cup. Do not re-use paper cups... they will be burned. Tending Bar There is no set schedule for the bartender shifts... Just walk up and help out if you feel the urge. Bartenders are encouraged to "ham it up" as fake sommeliers. Offer utterly ridiculous characteristics of the wine (and it's effects). For example: "This is our '97 Chateau-Neuf-du-Playa. It has an extensively protruding nose as well as a sexy, yet slightly overweight body. One glass of this vintage usually causes the taster to uncontrollably dance naked around the Temple". Or you could also play the roll of a dominatrix (or submissive) bartender and ask people to perform for their drinks! Elegant attire or fetish wear is encouraged if you are tending bar. |
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