The Bar
The Mistresses of the Bar at SWB are the lovely "Lady Raven" and
The bar will be located under the Big-Ass-Shade-Structure (BASS) and will be the central
focal point of the camp with all other toys, etc surrounding it.

The Libations
Vino & PBR Baby!

The bar will be serving two types of drinks (mainly)... Wine and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer

We will not be serving mixed drinks to the public with ice.  This will avoid any health code

The wines will be re-labelled with our own ficticious/humerous wine labels.
Please feel free to submit ideas for wine names and label designs!

All wine is to be served in the customers own cup or a paper bar cup.  Do not re-use paper
cups... they will be burned.  Usually the customer must undergo some punishment
(spanking, roll dice, etc) if they forgot to bring their own cup.

Tending Bar
Bartenders are encouraged to "ham it up" as fake sommeliers.  Offer utterly ridiculous
characteristics of the wine (and it's effects)... For example:

"This is our '97 Chateau-Neuf-du-Playa.  It has an extensively protruding nose as well as
a sexy, yet slightly overweight body.  One glass of this vintage usually causes the taster
to uncontrollably dance naked around the Temple".

Or you could also play the roll of a dominatrix (or submissive) bartender and ask people
to perform for their drinks... but don't force anyone.  We also have the "Deviant Dare
Dice" game... lotza fun!

Or you could offer customers a "wine tasting" or "flight of wines" so that they can taste
the difference in the various SWB wines (all the wines will be the same though...LOL)

costume, elegant attire or fetish wear is encouraged if you are tending bar.

Always check I.D.s and NEVER serve anyone
under 21!!!
Wino Terms
Spanky's Wine Bar
“We would love to serve you... But we're all tied up right now"