| The Bar and... "The Fertility Lounge" The Mistress of the Bar at SWB is the lovely Piano Wench The bar (and comfy sofas and chairs) will be located under the Big-Ass-Shade-Structure (BASS) and will be the central focal point of the camp with all other toys, etc surrounding it. The Libations Vino & PBR Baby! The bar will be serving two types of drinks (mainly)... Wine and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (PBR) We will not be serving mixed drinks to the public with ice. This will avoid any health code hassles. The wines will be re-labelled with our own ficticious/humerous wine labels. Please feel free to submit ideas for wine names and label designs! All wine is to be served in the customers own cup or a paper bar cup. Do not re-use paper cups... they will be burned. Usually the customer must undergo some punishment (spanking, roll dice, etc) if they forgot to bring their own cup. Tending Bar Bartenders are encouraged to "ham it up" as fake sommeliers. Offer utterly ridiculous characteristics of the wine (and it's effects)... For example: "This is our '97 Chateau-Neuf-du-Playa. It has an extensively protruding nose as well as a sexy, yet slightly overweight body. One glass of this vintage usually causes the taster to uncontrollably dance naked around the Temple". Or you could also play the roll of a dominatrix (or submissive) bartender and ask people to perform for their drinks... but don't force anyone. We also have the "Deviant Dare Dice" game... lotza fun! Or you could offer customers a "wine tasting" or "flight of wines" so that they can taste the difference in the various SWB wines (all the wines will be the same though...LOL) A costume, elegant attire or fetish wear is encouraged if you are tending bar. Always check I.D.s and NEVER serve anyone under 21!!! |
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