

NAME (in red = dues unpaid) WINE/BEER APPETIZER DAY OF APPY
Admiral Painjoy (Jim H) Wine Pan Fried Dumplings Tues - Night
Alabama Jungle Gym (Tyler H) Beer/Tequila/Absinthe Pork Tenderloin&Brie Canape Fri-Night
Atkinson J Beer Cheeze n Crackers Tues - Night
Barbara H ? ? ?
Brenda B (V&V) ? ? ?
Brett W (V&V) ? ? ?
Camille G (V&V) Wine Fruit Plate ?
Candice L (V&V) ? ? ?
Carolyn C (V&V) ? ? ?
Carbon Buildup (Paul M - BB) Wine Tapenade Thurs - Day
Carmen (Diane - BB) Wine Something Cheeeezy Tues - Day
Casper (Nicole F - V&V) Wine Pigs in a Blanket Wed - Shirtcock
Charlie in the OC (Charlie C) Wine ? ?
Davidfloat (Mark S) Wine Spotted Dick Wed - Shirtcock
Debbie & Mike ? nohope? Tuna Poppers Friday - Day
Denver (Richard M V&V) Wine Frenched Lamb Chops Wed - Night
David D ? ? ?
Donna H Wine ? ?
Dr. Momo Wine Bruchetta Friday - Day
Eleanor B (V&V) ? ? ?
eLeM (Lisa Marie) Beer Something with Bacon! Mon - Night
Elise W ? ? ?
Foxguy (Mark W BB) Wine Chips and Salsa Tues - Day
Geoff with a G (Geoff W - BB) Wine ? ?
Camille G (V&V) Wine? Fruit Plate Tues - Day
Henry A (V&V) ? ? ?
Hooker Clown (Nancy) Mimosas Breakfast Bitch X2 ??
HooLA (LaDonna V) Beer Jalepeno Dip and Chips Tues - Night
Horsey Mama (Laura G) ? ? ?
Inge K (V&V) Wine Exotic/Erotic Cheeses ?
Jackie P (V&V) ? ? ?
Joan W (V&V) Wine ? Mon - Night
John S (Trey V&V) Wine Brussel Sprouts & Prosciutto Fri - Day
Johnathon C (V&V) ? ? ?
Juwanna (Jan I) Wine ? Wed - Night
K Slave Wine ? ?
Keith F (V&V) ? ? ?
Kat (Kathy W) ? ? ?
Keith F (V&V) Beer ? Thurs - Day
Leona O ? ? ?
King Daddy (John B) Both Nachos Sun - Nite 8/24
Liz F (V&V) ? ? ?
KP (Karen V&V) ? ? ?
Mac (Chris M V&V) Beer Stinky Cheeses & Crackers Wed - Day
Major-D (Doug L) ? Ice Cream ?
Mark B (V&V) ? ? ?
Mark S (V&V) ? ? ?
Marley Star (Vicki C) Wine ? ?
Matt W Wine Pizza Rolls Thus - Night
Mayor Joey (Joe P) Beer ? ?
Mayur B (V&V) Wine The Moscow Mule Thurs - Day
Max B (V&V) ? ? ?
Melissa N Wine Curried Carrot Dip Thurs - Night
Molotov (Daphne E V&V) Champagne Tapanade on Pastries Tues - Day
Myk L (V&V) Wine Hummus Sun - Nite (8/24)
Mr. Acid Glee (Craig D BB) Wine ? ?
Mr. Saturday Night (Schel) Absinthwine Famous Grilled Cheese Friday - Night
Natalia S (V&V) ? ? ?
Natalie I (V&V) Wine Monkey Balls Thurs - Night
Nemo ? ? ?
Oliver P (V&V) ? ? ?
Oreo (Todd F) ? ? ?
Paco (Frank W) ? ? ?
Paul H (V&V) Beer Niblets Mon - Night
Phil A (V&V) Wine Monkey Balls Thurs - Night
Playmate (Patrick H) Beer Spigmata Wed - Night
Pooch (Barry BB) Beer Meatballs Tues - Day
Pope DB (Tom E) Both Pork Ribs Mon - Night
Princess (Jen J) Wine Princess Surprise Wed - Night
QuantumGlen (Glen G) Beer Desert Banna Sushi Roll Tues - Day
Rachael B Wine Fruit Kabobs Tues - Day
Richard B (V&V) Wine Weird/Good Thing Tues - Night
Rob S (V&V) ? ? ?
Ronni-la (Ron H - BB) Wine x2 Multiple Appys Multiple Days
RPW (Ryan W) Beer Chili Chx Stew Tues - Day
Sasha (Alex V - V&V) Wine ? Sat - Day
Saucerman (Don S) Wine Weiners with Rancid Nuts Wed - Shirtcock
SeaMonkee (Tracie) Wine ? ?
Shannon A Wine Pizza Rolls Thurs - Night
Sharon B (V&V) Wine ? Thurs - Day
Smiley Lyley (Lyle P) Wine Cocktail Weiners Wed - Shirtcock
Sparkling Star (Adriana L V&V) Wine Caprese Salad Thurs - Day
Steven P ? ? ?
Sugar (Kelly A V&V) Champagne Tapanade on Crostini Tues - Day
Taximan (Joel W) Beer Ribs Mon - Night
The Lovely Kimmy (Kim J) Both ? Thurs - Day
the ReDd (Jeri S V&V) Wine Banana Loaf Wed - Day
Tigerlily (Tiffany B V&V) Wine & cocktail Black Bean Mango Salad Friday - Night
Trav (Duan W - BB) Wine Guac and Chips Mon - Day
Trugoy (Todd M V&V) Beer Chipz & Dipz Friday - Day
Valerie S Wine ? ?
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WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? Admiral Painjoy
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? Leading the Carne Armada... and spanking
naked, sexy asses
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? 10 years
PAPER OR PLASTIC? Pleather
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? "Harder Master, Harder!"
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? I was born in the State of Infancy, buy I now live
in El Dorado Hills, CA
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? General Contractor
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? I like cheezy humor
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? After all these years, I still don't know!
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? Only my Xray vision
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? Nuke Em!
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? Don't ask... Don't tell
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? It will happen this year
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? Orange
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? I ask the girl, "Have you put on
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WHAT IS YOUR PLAYA NAME? Carbon Buildup
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? Came from spiritual journey gone awry. I
might have misunderstood what my Shamanic guide was trying to say.
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? Seven. Can you believe it? And
I still have all my limbs. Sense of smell is fading slightly, though.
PAPER OR PLASTIC? Paper. Trees grow, petroleum doesn't.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? Spanish Rojas, or any wine I can't
pronounce.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Away from all of Them, in Western Oregon.
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? Hydrologist (aka Waterhead)
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? It doesn't smell bad enough.
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? To exercise parts of my brain that don't get
used enough.
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? Only when I'm bored
with the Others.
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? Let's make Mississippi the new Jewish
homeland. Arkansas and Louisiana would be better neighbors, anyway. All
the people in Mississippi could move to what is now Israel. Wouldn't
that make a lot of people happy?
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? I wish plastic surgery could use other
materials besides plastic. No, not paper, but maybe suede and titanium?
Wouldn't it be great if plastic surgery led to new tactile
experiences? Eye candy isn't enough.
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? Wildest? My wildest experiences involve
multiple events happening over a long, blurry period of time. Now when
I think back on it, I'm not sure that they happened the same year.
Many of them involved alternate uses of my marching baritone....
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? I prefer red, thank you.
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? Let your partner decide....
WHAT IS YOUR PLAYA NAME? don't really have one...
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? ...
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? 4
PAPER OR PLASTIC? paper
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? anything red
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? in a state of confusion
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? indentured servitude
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? mmm...cheese
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN?
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? of course
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? get out
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? unnecessary in most cases
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? every day
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? both, washed down with a
beer or eight(teen)
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? will someone remove my uterus
please?
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WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME?
Charlie
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME?
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN?
One
PAPER OR PLASTIC?
Deerskin for floggers...
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE?
Beer
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
SoCal
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD?
Technical trainer
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE?
Cheese is good
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN?
Where else can you go and hang out with so many fellow pervs for a
entire week.
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS?
No super powers but plenty of restraints in my toy bag
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST?
Never been to Kentucky before
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY?
Waste of time and money
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN?
Well, there was this one time....
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL?
Neither
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL?
Giving facials

WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? taximan
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? i drove the Black Rock City Cab for 4 years
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? 8 times
PAPER OR PLASTIC? in yer butt.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WHINE. the one you let out when i spank you.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? winter garden fl.
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? making sure burners get their
wire on time.
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? not mine, they must be yours...
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? to get regular.
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? as often as possible.
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? alabama is overrated.
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? the bigger the better.
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? meerkat skooter gang.
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? ate them both, waiting for
them to kick in... hold on.... no, not yet... wait, ... no, not yet...
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? disabling car air bags.
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WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? Princess Jen
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? I think it was Deb that gave me the name
within the Burning Man group, but I have always been called that.
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? This year will be my 5th year.
PAPER OR PLASTIC? Paper
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? Sauvignon Blanc
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Pecos, New Mexico
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? Flight Attendant
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? I like cheese!!
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? Because I heard its a big hippy, orgy, drug
fest! Isn't that why everyone goes???
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? Only to do good! (See
question below about wildest experience)
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? Where exactly is that again?
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? Ouch!
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? Hijacking a golf cart and later figuring
out it was a DPW golf cart, didn't get in trouble though, used my
princess powers on that one.
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? Both
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? Playmate's fixed!!

WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? Pooch
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? When I was a kid I used to eat dog biscuits
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? This will be my 7th year in BRC
PAPER OR PLASTIC? having working for a Paper Company for 38 years I
lean towards paper
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? Merlot from various appellations
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Between San Francisco Bay and The Pacific Ocean
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? Beer Meister for the Los Trancos
Woods Community Marching Band and the Banner Carrier for the California
Repercussions
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? Which one?
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? To escape the cool summer breezes
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? I'll never tell
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? There isn't enough time or space to
explain
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? see above, paper of course
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? Carmen won't let me talk about it
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? I'm generally partial to
primary colors
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WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? 'Carmen'
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? I was Carmen Miranda in my last life..and I
love to wear a fruit hat
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? 2008 will be my 8th
PAPER OR PLASTIC? Bring your own..
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? 'Could you please get me another beer?'
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? In a house
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? RN
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE?I prefer it to many other things
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? To be with my favorite kinds of people
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? of course!
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? I wish it was well!
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? can be addicting
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? I think it had something to do with the
Gasso enema and alot of beer..
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL?I don't like to take pills,
I would rather have a beer...
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? I don't understand the question...


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WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME?Mayor Joey
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME?Buy unanamous consent, organizing one of the playa's first
"Villages" FireFly.
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? This will be Thirteen.
PAPER OR PLASTIC? I don't care- they both burn!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? Vodka
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Fallabama, NV.
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? Making things and people's dreams come true.
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? Hollowpenis-Jack.
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? To use my superpowers to manipulate others.
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? Occaisionally.
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? Why can't they either go Right or Left?
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? It's a privilege, not a right!
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? Falling in love with a transvestite accordian player- and finding
out!
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? both, along with the white.
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? Orgasmatron.
WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? Pope Dirty Bastard
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? Pope Phabulous bestowed it on me in 95 or 96 at the PAPAL
INDULGENCE CAMP
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? 10 or 11 times, I forget. Most of my adult life I
think
PAPER OR PLASTIC? Paper, Burn it
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? white and sweet like i like my women
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Mostly in my mind, in motels and home in Oregon
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? field tech for Kodak
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? like to pass the cheese or eat most any kind made with milk etc.
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? It refreshes my soul and it has become a habit
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? As often as possible.
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? I'm thinking
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? have it if you need or want it.
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? wild orgy in the mason jar bar. Fucking and sucking
extrordinare. Giving Adam and Mar extensive sensual very sexual massage. Do you remember
Adam and Mar wow!!
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? Both what a rush to be torn both ways
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? vasectomy! shooting blanks they feel just as good
with out the weight gain.
Pope DB (no photo on file)
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Elise W (no dossier on file)
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Mr Saturday Night (no dossier on file)
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SeaMonkee (no photo, no dossier on file)
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WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? Geoff with a G
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? Clever adaptation of my name in real life...whatever that is.
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? Third coming
PAPER OR PLASTIC? Paper or plastic what?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? Whatever is available, anything but Ripple.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Seattle
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? I'm a music guy.
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? I'd prefer them to be on home made bread.
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? I just don't know anymore.
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? Of course, doesn't everyone?
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? It's a nice place to visit but I don't want to live there.
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? It's more practical to just recycle it.
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? It will happen this year.
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? Either or both but only if my doctor
prescribed it.
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? Holy water.
WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? MYK
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? I was 6, she was tall...
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? 1
PAPER OR PLASTIC? Paper
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? Barolo
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Miami
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? Adventure Capitalist
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? Love it
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? Last time i overslept and didn't see anything. I thought to give it
another go.
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? I exert my influence only for
good, never for evil. At least on Thursdays.
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? Great food
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? How good is the surgeon?
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? No way I'm telling
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? Blue
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? Aiming high
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WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? None!
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? Never had a single nickname in my life. Strange I think.
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? This one will be number seven in a row.
PAPER OR PLASTIC? Black Latex
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? 1945 Château Mouton-Rothschild
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Coral Gables, FL
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? Adventure Capitalist
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? More the merrier. I have special places in my heart for Burrata
and Raclette.
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? I hear there is burried treasure somewhere out there.
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? Only to the betterment of
mankind; of if they really deserve it.
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? I'd rather vacation there than in the Middle West.
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? Just wait until you see my new tits.
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? Medivac by chopper to Reno.
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? Both
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? Finger-Puppet
Phil A (no photo on file)
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WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? Rachael or Rachey
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? Oh the horror! I have not been given an official Playa name
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? This will be my 2nd
PAPER OR PLASTIC? for bags: paper. for toys: plastic (it lasts far longer)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? Beringer Knights Valley Cabernet Sauvignon 2005
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Reno, Nevada
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? Executive Ne'er Do Well and Musician
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? I like it sharp like I like my humor
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? It feels like home. No, a REAL home
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? I normally use my powers for
good. Unless you piss me off. Then I'll turn you into a newt.
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? This question is poised to give me an embolism. I don't like
drama at home or out in the world. More wine please.
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? Are you volunteering? I've never tried performing it before
but I love new experiences...
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? Last year's Critical Tit Race Debacle/Party/Dust Storm
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? The Blue Pill!
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? Full-on hysterectomy works for me! I highly
recommend it to anyone. Men and women alike.
WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? Dr Orion
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? Inspiration
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? newbie
PAPER OR PLASTIC? paper
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? entre deux mers
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Amsterdam, The Netherlands
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? Inventor
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? no wine, no cheese
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? no clue
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? to stimulate others
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? No
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? No
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? This year
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? The Red one
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? The red one
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WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? The Lovely Kimmy
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? The Kimmy part is obvious - I think the "Lovely" part got added
the year I woke up with stitches, a bandage, and a HUGE SHINER the night after the man burned!
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? 8, took 2 year off, and I'm back for more!
PAPER OR PLASTIC? paper, baby!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? red when its cold, white when its HOT!
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Eugene, OR
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? Business Analyst for a cruise line (work from
home in my pj's... wahoooo!)
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? yum?
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? remind myself to be creative, cut loose and not take life too
seriously...
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? absolutely not!
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? How sad... so much hate and wasted anger - should we
set up BM in the middle of the desert over there next year so they can experience the LOVE?!?!?
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? none
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? ohmygod, where to start?! Skipping to the med tent on the
night of the burn, high as a kite, to get stitches in my eye was quite a trip...
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? either/both


WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? The ReDD
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? long story... emanating from the pREDator!
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? this is my first year - YAY!
PAPER OR PLASTIC? paper
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? Brunello Di Montalcino
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? New York (originally from Cape Town da Mother of all cities)
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? creative engineer (I just made it up and rather like
it)
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? NOTHING better
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? To have fun, be free and connect with like-minded souls
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? never
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? It's devastating that religion seems to have distracted
people from seeing the real beauty in every single being on this planet...and that we really could
all get along
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? I think it sucks but hey, whatever makes you feel better and
able to be yourself
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? looking forward to many
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? the ReDD :)
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? the PILL
the ReDd (no photo on file)
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WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? Saucerman
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? Beacuse I fly the flying Saucer... Stupid!
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? 13.... that's Thirteen!!!!
PAPER OR PLASTIC? Electroplastic Illuminapaper Boink Scruvinoff
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? Sreweywhammybutt '73
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? The garden of eden
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? Immigineering Contractor
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? I pick the blue spots out of blue cheese like blue buggers - Then
I eat'um
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? An exercise on thinking outside of the box
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? I often think of leaders in
government while I am taking a shit. My thoughts must be directing the country.
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? Thanks to the news, I know where that is, but where the hell
is the middle west?
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? Very happy with it.
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? Singing "God Bless America" while circling the Man in a flying
saucer at 3 AM in the morhing.
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? Always the Red pill - don't ever eat the Blue
Pill, what ever you do.
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? I do
Marley Star (no photo, no dossier on file)
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Melissa N (no photo, no dossier on file)
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WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? Tweet
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? Admiral Painjoy just forced it on me!
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? dis ill b 2
PAPER OR PLASTIC? paper inside plastic.. no sense in only destroying 1/2 the enviroment
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? chardoney
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? new orleans near the French Quarter.. Y'all come!
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? private courier UPS
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? not the cheese...
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? when I can
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? why can't we have the oil we liberated?
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? if you can afford it.. why not?
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? naked ranger giving me at massage at my 4:20 party.. hot
milf... mmmmmmm......
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? 1/2 of each to be sure
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? jumping up and spiking the pillow into the
nightstand just before climax.doing the chicken dance.
WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? Juwanna Thunder Brownie
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? Juwanna ask me when you have a few hours to spare?
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? Two
PAPER OR PLASTIC? Paper. I'm organic.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? Ohhh pleeeezze don't...
oh woops, WINE, not whine! Hogue Chardonnay
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Escondildo
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? Graphic Designer
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? It's ALL good!
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? I always wanted to hang-out on another planet!
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS?
Nope. Just to create.
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? I HAVE been to Kentucky! Yee haw!
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? Don't OVER-DO IT! Duh!
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? Something having to do with... beavers... heheh!
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? Brown is good.
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? NO no MO! Wooop!


WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? Hooker Clown
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? assisting Ducky Doolittle, Sextologist @ Mother S&M bar in
the Meat Packing District in Manhattan -- and I was shocked by how many perverts whispered
their sick & twisted clown fantasies in my ear
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? 12X Burner
PAPER OR PLASTIC? black plastic
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? Ed Meade Zinfandel
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Hermosa Beach, CA
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? commercial real estate and foot fetish model
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? pretty damn tasty on a cracker with a decent glass of wine
and a slave massaging my shoulders
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? to fuck around, to catch-up with old friends, to get spankings, to
entertain people
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? every single chance I ever
get
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? ugggggggghh
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? I prefer bruises and the imprint from the whack of the
man on my ass
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? ? there have been so many but maybe the time I
accidentally did a huge coke whore size line of crystal, by mistake (thank you JHH), maybe it
was the year I camped right next to Thunderdome on the Esplanade, maybe it was The
Canadian Beaver Eating Contest with APJ, maybe it was the group orgy after the Burn in '99,
maybe it was just that perfect playa martini that I used to wash down a handful of mushrooms
or the night with KR when we drove his mini van out to the rave and martians came down and
chased us (or maybe that was the blue pill)
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? all 3
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? well, its definitely not abstinence
NOTE: Hooker Clown is now accepting applications for her personal playa slave. Catch me on
myspace if you are interested!
Davidfloat (no photo, no dossier on file)
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WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME?
don't have one yet (playa virgin)
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME?
i can't wait to find out :)
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN?
been trying to come for five!
PAPER OR PLASTIC?
paper
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE?
hmmm. . .complicated, spicy, full bodied ones
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Philly
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD?
tax attorney
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE?
can't get enough
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN?
i have a feeling i belong there
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS?
never maliciously
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST?
great in the spring time
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY?
whatever floats your boat
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN?
once again- can't wait to fin out!
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL?
oh, i hated that movie. i can't recall. whichever one is more fun.
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL?
nuva ring baby
WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? dr, momo
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? momo a childhood nickname - the playa name bestowed on
me first by princess jen jen
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? this will be my 2nd
PAPER OR PLASTIC? bring your own please
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? box! oh yeah!
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? new orleans
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? currently looking - experimental psychologist by
trade, explorer by nature.
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? more please
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? reconnect with my world, my self, my energy; to meet and learn
new people, places, things.
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? just my freckles - they have a
power all of their own
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? rather not
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? to each her own
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? i'm ready
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? both please
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? masturbation, mutual or otherwise

WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME? Horsey Mama
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME? Joey wrate a song about me. I train horses for a living.
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN? I have never attended the event.
PAPER OR PLASTIC? Aluminum please!!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE? Whine!! No, really Merlot.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Fallon, NV
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD? Train horses and clean up after Joey.
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE? After several days in the saddle the cheese becomes well
aged.
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN? My old man is the Mayor Joey.
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS? On a regular basis.
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST? It will all end in tears!!!!!
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY? You have to have plastic to exist in the modern world.
Right!
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN? YTB
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL? None of the above.
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL? Menopause
Horsey Mama (no photo on file)
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WHAT IS YOU PLAYA NAME?
Playmate
HOW DID YOU GET THIS NAME?
Princess made me her playmate at Afterburn and then I made her my playmate at Soup, and now
we are complete playmates forever! Bliss is ours!
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU ATTENDED BMAN?
I went for a week once
PAPER OR PLASTIC?
Depends on what you want me to do with it.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE?
Lynch Bages, Pauillac
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Pecos NM
WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN THE DEFAULT WORLD?
I design and draw houses and get permits to build them.
YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHEESE?
I like cheese!
WHY DO YOU GO TO BMAN?
To find ppl like me.
DO YOU USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO MANIPULATE OTHERS?
I don't have any superpowers, however we can manipulate others w/o them. I prefer asking instead.
THOUGHTS ON THE MIDDLE EAST?
Where's that?
THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY?
I prefer using stainless steel for surgery
WILDEST EXPERIENCE AT BMAN?
Leaving
WOULD YOU EAT THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL?
Both
PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL?
Vasectomy
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