The Toys and Attractions
Spanky's will be home to several fun toys and attractions... Most of which have earned a degree of fame (or
infamy)  already at Burningman.  So far, here's what we gotz:

* The BASS and Wine Bar *
* The Spank-O-Matic Machine *
* The Latex Vac-U-Bed *
* The Groping Booth *
* The Double-Sided Bondage Wall  and other Bondage Equipment *
* Pope Dirty Bastard's Lacivious Massage and Hairwash Station *
* The Orgasanator *
* The Rockstar Stage *
* The Dancer Stages *
* The Pole *
* Lucy The Flaming Enema *
* The Chairway to Heaven Tower *
* The Teeter-Totter of Death *
* The Centrifuge *
* BattleShots *
* Boss Hogg (and other art cars) *
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The Infamous Spank-O-Matic!  A pneumatic
spanking machine.  It's safe... no, really.  Click
HERE to see it in action.
The "Chairway to Heaven" Tower.  
At nearly 40' tall, you get the best
view of the playa and the city
when you ride it to the top.  
Somebody played our bar game
(Deviant Dare Dice) and lost... or
won, depending on how you look
at it!
Boss Hog... one of the SWB art
cars.  This one belongs to Major-D.  
When it's not on the playa, it
resides in Reno at the Harrah's
Auto Museum.
Lutzi and Turtle, throwing down
an impromtu afternoon DJ set at
the bar... KickAss!
Major-D emerging from the
Orgasmatron tent.  In 2012, SWB
will have the new-and-improved
"Orgasanator".  Double the orgasms
for half the price!
"Lazy-Bar-Slut" demonstrating her
rigging techniques.  Her interests
are: romantic walks on the beach,
candle-lit dinners, and kickin yer
ass!
Somebody please build this for
SWB this year.... please!
The Chairway to Heaven!
More Chairway to Heaven!
The Teeter-Totter of Death... yes, it spins!
The Groping Booth.

(SWB veterans should love
the irony of this picture!  
Get it yet?  Keep thinking)
The new Latex Vac-U-Bed

Click
HERE for a video demo of the
Latex Vac-U-Bed.
Ethyl... the Propane Enema!
Here's a picture of our bar... can
you see it?  Those damn girls are
in the way.... sorry.