
| The Toys and Attractions Spanky's will be home to several fun toys and attractions... Most of which have earned a degree of fame (or infamy) already at Burningman. So far, here's what we gotz: * The BASS and Wine Bar * * The Spank-O-Matic Machine * * The Latex Vac-U-Bed * * The Groping Booth * * The Double-Sided Bondage Wall and other Bondage Equipment * * Pope Dirty Bastard's Lacivious Massage and Hairwash Station * * The Orgasanator * * The Rockstar Stage * * The Dancer Stages * * The Pole * * Lucy The Flaming Enema * * The Chairway to Heaven Tower * * The Teeter-Totter of Death * * The Centrifuge * * BattleShots * * Boss Hogg (and other art cars) * |





















| The Infamous Spank-O-Matic! A pneumatic spanking machine. It's safe... no, really. Click HERE to see it in action. |
| The "Chairway to Heaven" Tower. At nearly 40' tall, you get the best view of the playa and the city when you ride it to the top. |
| Somebody played our bar game (Deviant Dare Dice) and lost... or won, depending on how you look at it! |
| Boss Hog... one of the SWB art cars. This one belongs to Major-D. When it's not on the playa, it resides in Reno at the Harrah's Auto Museum. |
| Lutzi and Turtle, throwing down an impromtu afternoon DJ set at the bar... KickAss! |
| Major-D emerging from the Orgasmatron tent. In 2012, SWB will have the new-and-improved "Orgasanator". Double the orgasms for half the price! |
| "Lazy-Bar-Slut" demonstrating her rigging techniques. Her interests are: romantic walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners, and kickin yer ass! |
| Somebody please build this for SWB this year.... please! |


| The Chairway to Heaven! |
| More Chairway to Heaven! |
| The Teeter-Totter of Death... yes, it spins! |

| The Groping Booth. (SWB veterans should love the irony of this picture! Get it yet? Keep thinking) |
| The new Latex Vac-U-Bed Click HERE for a video demo of the Latex Vac-U-Bed. |



| Ethyl... the Propane Enema! |
